Einstein is Alive ! | |||||||||||||||||
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Unlike everybody believes I am not dead! After my physical death a brilliant scientist conserved my brains till the moment he found a more suitable host to transplant them into. Only at this moment my host is becoming aware of his -or should I say 'my'- true identity. As soon as I am strong enough to completely take over the host body I can continue where I fucked up a slight 95 years ago | ||||||||||||||||
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I was born on March 14, 1879 in Ulm, Germany. The fact that I am over 100 years old does not bother me as much as being German. I rather have no nationality than the German one so on January 28, 1896 I have ended my German nationality to become a stateless person. After splitting of the beer atom on February 13, 1905 I gained worldwide respect. | ||||||||||||||||
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If relativity is proved right the Germans will call me a German, the Swiss will call me a Swiss citizen, and the French will call me a great scientist. If relativity is proved wrong the French will call me a Swiss, the Swiss will call me a German, and the Germans will call me a Jew. | ||||||||||||||||
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